Good to see you. How’s things?
I’ve decided to start a blog. I’ll mostly be reviewing pop culture, but also everyday things. Exactly what those things may entail I’m not entirely sure, but there’s plenty of time to work that out.
“But why are you choosing to do a blog?” I hear no-one asking. Firstly, I feel like if the internet is lacking anything, it’s idiots with strong opinions. I can help with that. But possibly more importantly, I love writing, and love talking about things I’m passionate about. I love even more talking about the things I hate. Hopefully this will allow me to combine all three.
In some ways, I expect this to be kind of like Review, the American comedy series. If you haven’t seen it, it’s where a fictional character called Forrest MacNeil reviews everyday life. I’d definitely recommend it, and possibly go as far as giving it five stars. Which is one star more than he gives “Making a sex tape”, but around a million less than he gave “cocaine”. I won’t be reviewing either of those, but I may talk about the latest films out at the cinema, or the London commute. Which I’m sure you’ll agree sounds just as fun.
“Hang on a minute” you are probably still not thinking, “why are you choosing to do a blog now, given that you often can’t be bothered with keeping up to date with current things, and are rarely going out to try and save money?” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So take a seat, put your feet up, and enjoy the self-indulgent, illogical, and mostly moronic things that float around my brain.