Merry Christmas everyone! Although I am still very much enjoying this indefinite break from blog writing, I wanted to put… Read more Ranking The Ten Worst People In Love Actually
The film industry is f*cked. Even on this blog this isn’t a new opinion, but it really is true. While… Read more “Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping” Review: My Kind Of Idiocy
Footloose. The film that is almost entirely responsible for why Kevin Bacon is still doing adverts in 2016. But what… Read more Wikipedia Plot Review: Footloose
We’re all busy these days. What with smart phones and hundreds of television channels and the internet and whatnot, movies… Read more Wikipedia Plot Review: Crossroads (2002)
I can’t claim to have any kind of insight in to the working relationship between long-time collaborators Ricky Gervais and… Read more David Brent: Life On The Road Review: More “Free As A Bird” Than “Blackbird”
So, I’ve done five of the seven Star Wars films, including The God-forsaken Phantom Menace. Doing the last of the… Read more Star Wars Attack of the Clones Review: Can The Prequels Improve? Probably Not, No.
The Office is one of the greatest ever works of British comedy. Those are big words, but they’re easy to… Read more David Brent Life on the Road Preview: Wait, We’re Doing Previews Now?
I understand why Hollywood executives are so obsessed with remakes, returns and reboots. They know that the way to make… Read more The Return of Indiana Jones Review: The Film Industry Is Dead And We’re All To Blame
It started with A New Hope. It continued with A Force Awakens (twice), then Revenge of the Sith and Return… Read more Star Wars The Phantom Menace Review: Where Racism Meets Child Abduction. Oh, And Boring. Plenty Of That Too.
So Leo has finally won an Oscar, after being pretty good in some great films for a few years now.… Read more The Wolf of Wall Street Film Review: *starts thumping chest and humming*