So, I’ve done five of the seven Star Wars films, including The God-forsaken Phantom Menace. Doing the last of the… Read more Star Wars Attack of the Clones Review: Can The Prequels Improve? Probably Not, No.
I understand why Hollywood executives are so obsessed with remakes, returns and reboots. They know that the way to make… Read more The Return of Indiana Jones Review: The Film Industry Is Dead And We’re All To Blame
It started with A New Hope. It continued with A Force Awakens (twice), then Revenge of the Sith and Return… Read more Star Wars The Phantom Menace Review: Where Racism Meets Child Abduction. Oh, And Boring. Plenty Of That Too.
In light of comments from the always awesome KL Allendoerfer, and the always significantly less awesome Alex Reed, I had… Read more Star Wars Return of the Jedi Review: I Can Feel Either The Love Or The Hate Flowing Through You
I saw Star Wars: The Force Awakens for the second time this weekend. I absolutely loved it the first time… Read more London Has Fallen Film Trailer Review: Offensive AND Awful.
So, after my The Force Awakens review a couple of people picked up on my assertion that Revenge of the… Read more Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith Review: More like Revenge of the Sh*t, amirite?
While my spoiler-free review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens covered most of what I wanted to say about the… Read more Star Wars: The Force Awakens: The Spoiled Version
Ladies, Gentlemen and Zoidberg, after 32 years, we finally have a Star Wars film worthy of the name. As I… Read more Star Wars: The Force Awakens Review: Wow.
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